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What is a cat's favourite TV show ?

The evening mews !

 

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ?

Santa Claws !

 

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

 

There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ?

None. They were all copy cats !

 

What do you get if cross a cat with a canary ?

Shredded tweet !